Birthday Invite!

Introducing the ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BIRTHDAY POTLUCK/CONTRADANCE and, most importantly, “ROAST DEBBI” event, and (drum roll, please)
YOU’RE INVITED!
Bring your best stories about Debbi (who, we presume, will still be among the living, and what’s more, actually AT the party) and share them at a podium clearly marked “Roost” er …  “Roast.” Or, if you have something nice to say (and it has happened, though rarely) you may choose to speak from the “Testimonial” podium.

There’ll be exciting fun throughout the evening. For example:

* Drawings for fabulous door prizes!
* Hobnobbing with fun people, or even those you brought with you
* Music by people who can play and anyone else who feels like joining in
* For the courageous, a blindfold contradance (spectators really love this one!)

And wait! THERE‘S MORE!

Everyone who attends will receive an embossed, entirely valid certificate EXCUSING you from attending Debbi’s REAL funeral (far in the future, we hope)! Just think, you will suffer no guilt upon hearing of Debbi’s eventual demise and completely ignoring it! Stay home and watch the Super Bowl!


THE PARTICULARS:

WHEN: Friday, March 15, 2013, 5 p.m. to whenever

WHERE: The Brick Town Hall, Limerick, Maine

HOW MUCH: Free! Except for the potluck food you’re bringing to share

WHY: Because we like you; also, I’m in my manic stage

PLUS: Kids are welcome!

FMI: Call 207-272-6574 or email stick farmer@myfairpoint.net; operators are standing by

Remember, you wouldn’t be getting this invite if you weren’t someone pretty special in Debbi’s life.

RSVP to tel. number above, email address above, or 36 Whiteley Road, Limerick, ME 04048, or all three if it floats your boat:

/ /  Yes! I want to come to the party and be excused from Debbi’s funeral

/ /  Yes! This sounds like SUCH a fiasco I simply have to witness it

/ / Yes! I will be there, but don’t expect me to contradance

/ / Can I “pull a Midge” and say “yes” now, and back out later?

I intend to   / / “roast” Debbi        / / give a testimonial

I feel it is a measure of my success in this life to have to assure you:

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!